Turd Polishing 101
Here's a call for dancers at Melbourne strip club, The Men's Gallery.
FULL TRAINING PROVIDED
HIGH EARNING POTENTIAL $$$
SAFETY, COMFORT & PRESTIGE
The Men's Gallery is training applicants to become highly paid dancers. Excellent facilities & conditions with flexible hours. Full training provided & wonderful support from both club & dancers. Safety, comfort & prestige are our hallmarks. Dance choreographer, hairdresser & masseur are some of the services provided. Are you energetic, love being the centre of attention, enjoy diversity & WANT to have GREAT FUN & earn GREAT MONEY.
Hmmm... Safety? Comfort? Prestige?
This ad reminds me of an old circus fable. Guido ran away to join the circus and got a job administering enemas to the elephants. After a few months a nasty rash developed on his arm.
He visits a doctor and the doctor asks what Guido does for a living.
"I'm the enema boy at Ringling Brothers Circus, sir."
"Ah, that explains it. You're allergic to elephant faeces and you will have to get another job."
"What, and quit show business?"
FULL TRAINING PROVIDED
HIGH EARNING POTENTIAL $$$
SAFETY, COMFORT & PRESTIGE
The Men's Gallery is training applicants to become highly paid dancers. Excellent facilities & conditions with flexible hours. Full training provided & wonderful support from both club & dancers. Safety, comfort & prestige are our hallmarks. Dance choreographer, hairdresser & masseur are some of the services provided. Are you energetic, love being the centre of attention, enjoy diversity & WANT to have GREAT FUN & earn GREAT MONEY.
Hmmm... Safety? Comfort? Prestige?
This ad reminds me of an old circus fable. Guido ran away to join the circus and got a job administering enemas to the elephants. After a few months a nasty rash developed on his arm.
He visits a doctor and the doctor asks what Guido does for a living.
"I'm the enema boy at Ringling Brothers Circus, sir."
"Ah, that explains it. You're allergic to elephant faeces and you will have to get another job."
"What, and quit show business?"
posted by Glenn Peters | 2:03 pm
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