Dig Graves For A Living
Well, here’s a job the former Labor leader could easily fall right in to.
The Emerald Cemetery Trust is looking for a “flexible, sub contracting grave digger to work with a team of volunteer trustees.”
They reckon the job should be quite easy as only about 36 graves are dug each year.
Contact June Howard after hours on 03 5968 5245. Yes, that was June, not John Howard.
Can you believe I wrote all this with only one bad pun?
If only Latham showed such self control.