Be the Next Adam Okaro or Tom Chandler
Right, you’re nicked!
Take your obsession of the ace UK television show to the ultimate by applying to be Surrey’s new Chief Super. As you would already know if you’re a big Bill fan, you need your guvner’s written endorsement if you want to be considered for the coveted position. So get sucking, kids!
There’s hope for Tom Cryer fans because applications are also invited from recently retired geezers.
And remember, just like in the television show, the ‘Ol Bill are “committed to a policy of equal opportunity for all staff (and) will not discriminate on grounds of gender, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, faith or any other factor irrelevant to a person’s work”
If you get the job, not only will I be giving you the elusive But I Want an Interesting Job check of AUD$1.00, I will give you an extra AUD$3.75 the day you are first kidnapped by hooligans on the estate.
Position description in full.
The Bill website. (Don’t go there if you’re Australian. They are a year ahead.)
Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary
Take your obsession of the ace UK television show to the ultimate by applying to be Surrey’s new Chief Super. As you would already know if you’re a big Bill fan, you need your guvner’s written endorsement if you want to be considered for the coveted position. So get sucking, kids!
There’s hope for Tom Cryer fans because applications are also invited from recently retired geezers.
And remember, just like in the television show, the ‘Ol Bill are “committed to a policy of equal opportunity for all staff (and) will not discriminate on grounds of gender, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, faith or any other factor irrelevant to a person’s work”
If you get the job, not only will I be giving you the elusive But I Want an Interesting Job check of AUD$1.00, I will give you an extra AUD$3.75 the day you are first kidnapped by hooligans on the estate.
Position description in full.
The Bill website. (Don’t go there if you’re Australian. They are a year ahead.)
Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary
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